1. The third response is an admiring wonder at the way Pinelli restrained herself from using any expletives in her message – although, to be fair, anyone who has tried thumbing out an angry message using predictive text will know what peculiar phrases one ends up sending out into the world: "pod off", "stupid yanker", "ducking aunt". This story of instant communication gone horribly wrong is doubly striking since it comes in a week when commentators have been mourning the degree to which modern Britons like to ensure that no one can get hold of them apart from a handful of confidantes.